01Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
05Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
06When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
07Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
09They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
10A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris
Sunday, October 25, 2009
CHUCK NORRIS JOKES !
01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
05Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
06When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
07Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
09They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
10A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
05Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
06When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
07Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
09They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
10A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Friday, August 7, 2009
GREEN DAY
21 GUNS
Do you know what's worth fighting for,
When it's not worth dying for?Does it take your breath awayAnd you feel yourself suffocating?Does the pain weigh out the pride?And you look for a place to hide?Did someone break your heart inside?You're in ruins
One, 21 gunsLay down your armsGive up the fightOne, 21 gunsThrow up your arms into the sky,You and I
When you're at the end of the roadAnd you lost all sense of controlAnd your thoughts have taken their tollWhen your mind breaks the spirit of your soulYour faith walks on broken glassAnd the hangover doesn't passNothing's ever built to lastYou're in ruins
One, 21 gunsLay down your armsGive up the fightOne, 21 gunsThrow up your arms into the sky . You and I
Did you try to live on your ownWhen you burned down the house and home?Did you stand too close to the fire?Like a liar looking for forgiveness from a stone
When it's time to live and let dieAnd you can't get another trySomething inside this heart has diedYou're in ruins
One, 21 gunsLay down your armsGive up the fightOne, 21 gunsThrow up your arms into the sky
One, 21 gunsLay down your armsGive up the fightOne, 21 gunsThrow up your arms into the sky,You and I
21 GUNS
Do you know what's worth fighting for,
When it's not worth dying for?Does it take your breath awayAnd you feel yourself suffocating?Does the pain weigh out the pride?And you look for a place to hide?Did someone break your heart inside?You're in ruins
One, 21 gunsLay down your armsGive up the fightOne, 21 gunsThrow up your arms into the sky,You and I
When you're at the end of the roadAnd you lost all sense of controlAnd your thoughts have taken their tollWhen your mind breaks the spirit of your soulYour faith walks on broken glassAnd the hangover doesn't passNothing's ever built to lastYou're in ruins
One, 21 gunsLay down your armsGive up the fightOne, 21 gunsThrow up your arms into the sky . You and I
Did you try to live on your ownWhen you burned down the house and home?Did you stand too close to the fire?Like a liar looking for forgiveness from a stone
When it's time to live and let dieAnd you can't get another trySomething inside this heart has diedYou're in ruins
One, 21 gunsLay down your armsGive up the fightOne, 21 gunsThrow up your arms into the sky
One, 21 gunsLay down your armsGive up the fightOne, 21 gunsThrow up your arms into the sky,You and I
Monday, July 27, 2009
Friday, July 24, 2009
Thursday, May 7, 2009
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